What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Real jokes.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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