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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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