What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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