- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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