Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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whats gay ? you

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Feminism

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