What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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whats brown and booky a book.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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