Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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