Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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