A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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