Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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E= McVagina

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What you reading? reading?

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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VITAMIN C!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

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