A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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This is an anti- joke

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Exactly what?

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Anti Joke

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