Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Xbox One

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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