- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Chuck Norris died.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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