Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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