What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What is 8 times 4? 32

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

BWAT

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Which one is hardest?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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