What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Where's my baby??

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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