What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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are u black unlucky

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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