- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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