What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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autsim

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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womens rights

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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see ya

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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