Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

25

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

thumb_up thumb_down -1

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

thumb_up thumb_down

guess what what that wasnt it

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops