why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Poop.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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