MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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