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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A black man walks out of a police station

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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