What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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hi mom

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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