A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Your social life

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