how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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