What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Error 37.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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