Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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