A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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WILLYS

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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