What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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