What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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