why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Cancer.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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