am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Knock knock *open*

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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