Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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dead battery come on down

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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I can Nazi

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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