Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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