What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Spread the net.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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hi charles lattuca III

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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