I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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