What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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