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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Knock knock --Come in.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

I LIKE TURLES.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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