Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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