What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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