The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Hey Shea

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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