Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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