A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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