How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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