Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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