Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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acualy is dolan

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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