Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What what In the butt

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

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