a man walked out of church and said F***!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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