Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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This is an anti-joke.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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