- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

19th amendment

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

PUDDING

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Anti Joke

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