- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A baby seal walks into a club

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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