- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Male penises.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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