How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Gorden Brown.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Im cute hehehee

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Anti Joke

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