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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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