Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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feminists.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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who smells? •Liam

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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