The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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