- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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