how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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