Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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