69.... is a number

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Two english guys meet at work

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Hi

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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