I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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