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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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