What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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19th amendment

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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