what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Corn Muffins

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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lol

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Barbara Streisand

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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ask me if im a door yes

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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