Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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