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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Do the roar!

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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