Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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