why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Sarah Palin

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Civil Rights.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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V I T A M I N C !

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Anti Joke

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