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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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