Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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