why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Girls soccer

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Whats an Anti Joke

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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