Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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PENIS

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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