Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Penis

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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