A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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