Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Women's Rights

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Dylan is gay

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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