How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Shltskc gw? G

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Pickle!

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Anti Joke

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