Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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