"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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men's rights.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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