Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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eat a hot dog

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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