Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What's up? Your time.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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