Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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