What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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your gay

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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