How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Hey, Max!!

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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