se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Your big dick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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