you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Anti Joke

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