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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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