What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Your face is hilarious.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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