Michael Castillo is gay

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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