Women's rights.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Jesus wept.

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God is real.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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hi joshua

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it

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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what the hell happened to your face

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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