How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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