yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Please ignore this statement.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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