Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why did? Yes

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haha, you're an orphan

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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you see theres this guy.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Your're racist.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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