A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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womens rights

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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see ya

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Bob dole

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