What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Nobody cares.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Anti Joke

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