knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

your a towel.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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