One time I masturbated by myself

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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make me a sandwich!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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