Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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