- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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