Anti-jokes are funny.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I have a really funny joke.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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