- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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