If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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PENIS

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su algato es en fuego

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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