Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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she wasn't 18

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YES! EXACTLY!

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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don't read this

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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