a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Golf.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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