why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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