Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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A Sloth runs...

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sucks Syntax...

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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