What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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