What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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