You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Cows go moo.

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weiner? balls

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Gadaffi

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Zach Barlow

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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