A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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I asked her where you were.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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