why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Jeff

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Anti Joke

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