How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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your social life.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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