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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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