Soccer...

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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ur an fagit

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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