What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

whats brown and booky a book.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

i died. new product by steve jobs

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Death by kayak

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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