"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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William Raines.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Three black men were walking...

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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I got shot, you laughed

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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