Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Haha, I get it..

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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