Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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im gey

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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