What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A shark ate your mom

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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knock knock go away!!!

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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NAACP

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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