Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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This is my joke. funny

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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