A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Anti Joke

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