Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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