Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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