What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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The WNBA

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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whats black? a black man

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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