What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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