A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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How old is victor? Old

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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you will die someday

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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neil likes pube toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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