Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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One time i was sitting down

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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