Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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