Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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