How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Are you Drew?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Are you a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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