Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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