Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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