What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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