whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Netflix and chill

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Get in the van

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Anti Joke

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