How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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WOw you have no life

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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