What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Worst joke ever

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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