One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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