How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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