10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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OBAMA

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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UN

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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