knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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no really what are ur names?

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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