Get in the van

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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HURT

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What is 9+10? 19

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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