"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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no rasist joks

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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