Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Watch your lips.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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