Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Gianni

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Dead babies.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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lets bomb africa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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