- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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