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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Robert Mugabe.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Women's rights.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Two guys walk into a bar.

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