How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!"

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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OBAMA

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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