What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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