When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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penis in the camel

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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