- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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