Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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I woke up today

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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