Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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The song Friday Rules!

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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knock knock no ones home

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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