Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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hi bye

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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