Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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This is an anti-joke.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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