How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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epic win?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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hi bye

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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