How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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potato farming

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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poopoo

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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