Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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How high is a Chinaman

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Health food.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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